Monday, December 31, 2007

O----N THE FOURTEENTH DAY OF DCA, AND THE FINAL DAY OF '07, MY DJ GAAAAAVE TO MEEEEE...

...a DCA short you can't find anywhere else (anymore)!

"New Year, Old Rivalry"
[Shade and Chao are at a Fireworks party at night, getting ready for the big countdown]
Shade: I'm gonna shout 'Happy New Year' one nanosecond before you do, Chao!
Chao: No, I am! Oh, here it comes!
Both: 10... 9... 8... 7...
Shade: 5!
Chao: You dolt! It's 6, THEN 5!
Both: 3... 2...
Chao: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Shade: There's still 1, idiot!
Others: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!! (cheer)
Shade: Oh, great! You made me miss the begining of '07, silly!
Chao: Yeah, well, your early 5 threw me off track!
Shade: Well, your ugly head threw ME off track!
Chao: At least I said 'Happy New Year' before you did!
Shade: D'oh! You beat me again, Chao... GRRR!
END!

Some idle chitchat,

A previewing phrase,

Sven Co-op geek talk,

Some rather vague statements,

Yet another rumor,

Movie recommends',

All the shorts I made up,

A Christmas short of cheating,

NIIIINE PARTS OF TEE-MEWT!!!

The Tee Em Ee Dubb-yoo Tee,

An accomplished promise,

The revealance of a rumor,

and a fan's friend drove up a tree!

Sunday, December 30, 2007

On the, uh... THIRTEENTH day of DCA, my DJ gave to me...

I said this would end at the end of the year, didn't I?

...some idle chitchat!
So, no Brawl updates ALL next week, huh? *sigh* This sucks. Let's all hope they release something good on VC to make up for it. I swear, if they give us EarthBound or Mario RPG tomorrow, I will scream with joy, and completely discard the absense of updates as 'absoulutely forgivable.'

A previewing phrase,

Sven Co-op geek talk,

Some rather vague statements,

Yet another rumor,

Movie recommends',

All the shorts I made up,

A Christmas short of cheating,

NIIIINE PARTS OF TEE-MEWT!!!

The Tee Em Ee Dubb-yoo Tee,

An accomplished promise,

The revealance of a rumor,

and a fan's friend drove up a tree!

Saturday, December 29, 2007

On the TWELTH day of DCA, my DJ gave to me...

...a phrase previewing DCA:secretcity5:
Beware the Shell!

Sven Co-op geek talk,

Some rather vague statements,

Yet another rumor,

Movie recommends',

All the shorts I made up,

A Christmas short of cheating,

NIIIINE PARTS OF TEE-MEWT!!!

The Tee Em Ee Dubb-yoo Tee,

An accomplished promise,

The revealance of a rumor,

and a fan's friend drove up a tree!

Friday, December 28, 2007

On the ELEVENTH day of DCA, my DJ gave to me...

Whoa, looks like I'll have to compromise a little soon. I suck at math.

...some statements you may not understand! During Season 4, the chao explored most of secretcity, all of secretcity2, half of secretcity3, barely any of secretcity4, and none of secretcity5. Plus, they simply mentioned omg and omg2. For the return, I'm hoping they'll explore the rest of secretcity4, all of secretcity5, omg, and omg2. I hope they do.

Some rather vague statements,

Yet another rumor,

Movie recommends',

All the shorts I made up,

A Christmas short of cheating,

NIIIINE PARTS OF TEE-MEWT!!!

The Tee Em Ee Dubb-yoo Tee,

An accomplished promise,

The revealance of a rumor,

and a fan's friend drove up a tree!

On the TENTH day of DCA, my DJ gave to me...

....this statement regarding DCAsecretcity5:

"The Nomble's Revenge"

What is it? Name of special/episode? Name of chapter? Sub-plot? Who knows?

Yet another rumor,

Movie recommends',

All the shorts I made up,

A Christmas short of cheating,

NIIIINE PARTS OF TEE-MEWT!!!

The Tee Em Ee Dubb-yoo Tee,

An accomplished promise,

The revealance of a rumor,

and a fan's friend drove up a tree!

On the NINTH day of DCA, my DJ gave to me...

Wow, I'm behind. Don't worry, I have it all under control.

...a rumor! DCAsecretcity5 may come sooner than you think. It'll either be a post-Season 6 thing, or a SPECIAL. A special that will come sometime BEFORE Season 6. Who knows?

Movie recommends',

All the shorts I made up,

A Christmas short of cheating,

NIIIINE PARTS OF TEE-MEWT!!!

The Tee Em Ee Dubb-yoo Tee,

An accomplished promise,

The revealance of a rumor,

and a fan's friend drove up a tree!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

On the EIGHTH day of DCA, my DJ gave to me...

...something oddly different for Christmas!

Here's a list of DVDs I recommend. Why am I doing this? ...I don't know. Something to do with Christmas, and I can't think of another update.

- Anything Futurama, particularly the new one(s).

- Anything Avatar. It's my favorite show, and it's quite good.

- 1408. It could possibly be Stephen King's best. ...besides Dark Half.

- Monster House. It's hilarious.

- Anything Tenacious D. Why? 'Cause it's Jack Black and Kris Gass.

- Invader ZIM. You like DCA, right? Well, the early DCA had this humor.

- Pink Panther. Movie or cartoon, doesn't matter; it's funny.

- Meet the Robinsons. Disney back to its roots! Seriously, I. DIG. THIS. MOVIE.

- Hell, anything Disney Pixar. Those guys are good.

- Shrek, anyone?

- Hoodwinked. 'Nuff said.

- Wallace & Gromit. Good ol' British goodness.

- Big Fish. Have you ever seen this? It's a good movie.

- Some of the early Family Guy. Classic!

- Anything with George Carlin in it. He's one helluva comedian.

- Anything featuring BOTH Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson. They are the best movie pair I've seen.

- Doctor Who. 'Nuff said.

- Um... Star Wars. Sure, why not?

Well, that's all I can think of. Those are just recommendations thought up at the last minute.

All the shorts I made up,

A Christmas short of cheating,

NIIIINE PARTS OF TEE-MEWT!!!

The Tee Em Ee Dubb-yoo Tee,

An accomplished promise,

The revealance of a rumor,

and a fan's friend drove up a tree!

Monday, December 24, 2007

On the SEVENTH day of DCA, my DJ gave to me...

...every short I've ever made (excluding yesterday's)!

"The Food Box"
[Shadow (hedgehog) takes Shade out for a drive-thru at Chao-Chicken]
Shadow: Alright, I'll have a cheeseburger, fries and a soda. Shade, what do you want?
Shade: One of those things, right next to my bed! [pointing at order box]
THE END!

"My Halloween Costume Party"
Shade: Hello, you all may remember me from the hit single: Shade the Dark Chao. No? Okay, how about from Lick My A** You Mutha***. No? Okay,
Dark Chao Adventures? There ya go! Well, last year for Halloween,
there were TONS of costumes! I wore the Devil Chao costume.
Dark wore a Dark Chao costume, idiot... Shadow wore a Shadow costume,
and so did Shadow. But, Chao wore this giant.... thing! It was, was, was,
was HUUUUGE! It defied the laws of physics! I've never seen anything like it!
Dark: What, Chao's costume? He dressed up as a Fridge, remember?
END!

"Career Day"
Tails: Okay, class, who can tell me what they want to be when they grow up?
Dark?
Dark: A fireman!
Tails: Good! Chao?
Chao: A synchronized swimmer!
Tails: Ooh! Shade?
Shade: Out of this school!
Tails: No, what do you want to be?
Shade: A movie star!
Tails: What genre?
Shade: Um.... horror/war!
Tails: Any role models?
Shade: Yes, Chao God, for creating me, Devil Chao, cuz, I wanna be him,
and Satan! Cuz, he's just cool!
Tails: Any costumes?
Shade: Blue!
Tails: Math problems?
Shade: Green!
Tails: ..... poo?
Shade: Orange!
Tails: (why didn't I teach High School?)
----
"Boredom at the poker game"
[during the poker game that the 'guys' are having in Episode 6... don't forget, the chao are inside the building, too!]
Shade: (sighs) I'm bored...
MS: Mecha, go handle those lousy maggots' boredom!
MK: Why?
MS: Do it.....
MK: Yes, sir.
[MK goes to the chao]
MK: Hey guys, what's wrong?
Shade: We're bored... do you have any video games?
MK: Well, I have GTA: San Andreas, buuuut, I left it in my home unit, sorry!
Shade: Grr.... hey, Mecha, y'know how that scary blue guy yells at people
who don't do as he pleases?
MK: You mean Metal? Well, he's not scary to me, what? You want me
to protect you from him?
Shade: No, since you're not scared of him, I triple-dare you to yell in
his ear-thing!
MK: Um, well, I, uh...
Shade: What? Are you scared of him?
MK: No, I'm not, so yeah, I'll do it! And I'll like it, too!
Shade: Guys, we won't be bored anymore....
Dark: Whaddya mean?
Shade: We get a show to watch called,"Mecha Gets His Butt Whooped"!
[MK yells in MS's ear-thing]
MS: Why, you little....
[you can see what happens next...]
END!

"A Sonic Short"
[Sonic takes a job washing windows, so he can get away from Amy, or so he thinks...]
[Sonic is on the roof of a house, washing a sky-light window]
Sonic: (Humming a tune)
[crack]
Sonic: Huh? Probably nothing. (continues humming)
[crack]
Sonic: Hmm? Must be something. Hey! [Sonic discovers what is behind the window]
A-Amy's shower room? A-and she's taking one?
[crack]
Sonic: Somehow, I have a really bad feeling about this.
[crash, Sonic falls through the window, and lands in the shower, with Amy in there, too! The rest, you can figure out for yourself]

"The Third Poker Game"
[in the Stardust Eggman, the Poker Gang is having their third poker game]
MS: Yo, Mecha, hurry up with those snacks! And Tails Doll, hurry up with that TV!
MK: I'm going as fast as I can, Metal, don't rush me!
MS: Well, I'm rushing you! Our poker game has to start at EXACTLY 8:00, or else our line of games will be BROKEN!
TD: My, my, someone watched Avatar last night...
MS: Yeah, but I spoofed the one from over a year ago, dumbo. By the way, didja get the TV?
TD: Calm down, it's right here.
[the Doll places the TV on the ground next to the table (it's a really big one)]
[Mecha places the bowl of snacks (robotic and otherwise) on the poker table]
MS: Sweet, and with four seconds to spare.
[the game begins, with Metal winning (what a surprise...)]
MS: Victory... heh heh heh... and you guys now owe me... eighteen bucks and a jar o' mayonaise.
[they pay up]
MK: I hate you, Metal.
[Metal keeps on laughing]
TD: Say, 'boss...' didn't you say the game starts at EIGHT?
MS: Yeah, why?
TD: Well... it's eight, all right. ...NOW.
MS: WHAT? Bu-but my internal clock...
TD: You said it yourself, 'Em Es,' you told us the other day, "That rat of an Egg-head! He set my clock two hours fast!" And you never fixed it.
MS: ...*sniff* ....... CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!!!
[Metal starts sobbing]

"The Sheet"
[Dark is playing with a white sheet in the Dark Garden]
Dark: Hahahahaha!! I'm having so much fun!
[the sheet starts to hover above the ground, Dark falls off]
Dark: What the!? Yikes!
[it spins around and glows red]
Dark: HOLY SEA COW!!!
[it turns white again, this time the top glows red and two red eyes appear at the front]
Sheet: You have messed with me for the last time, Dark!
Dark: What!? Oh, no! I knew it, all those years of having no toilet paper would come back and haunt me!
Sh: No toilet paper? Ewwwwwwwwww!!! You freak! I mean, You will PAAY for all you have done!
Dark: Forget this, I'm getting outta here!
[Dark runs away]
[Sonic walks into the garden and chuckles]
Sonic: I gotta hand it to ya, Shade! You know how to scare Dark! One question-- how are you floating off the ground?
Shade: I'm floating off the ground? AAAAHHHH!
[Shade runs out from underneath the sheet, and it still floats with the red eyes and top]
Sonic: And I gotta hand it to YOU, Devilish, you know how to scare Shade!
[Devilish wakes up from across the room]
Devilish: Somebody call me?
Sonic: Huh? But, then who's--
[the sheet lifts up and it's Metal Sonic floating with his booster, and the Tails Doll sitting on his head]
Sonic: Metal... AND the Tails Doll!? AAAAAHHHHH!!!
Metal: Come back, I still don't have your adress! I need it to kill you with the classic 1,000 Pizzas joke!
END!

A Christmas short of cheating,

NIIIINE PARTS OF TEE-MEWT!!!

The Tee Em Ee Dubb-yoo Tee,

An accomplished promise,

The revealance of a rumor,

and a fan's friend drove up a tree!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

On the SIXTH day of DCA, my DJ gave to me...

A Christmas short! This thing has NO dialogue, just actions. Hope you like it.

"Echo's Revenge"
Background Music: Carol of the Bells
[Echo flies above the Heroes as they get a Christmas tree]
[snow begins to fall, the Heroes get some firewood]
[Echo appears unchanged, yet occasionally looks at the fire with envy]
[the Heroes relax, eat some chestnuts, and laugh in the holiday cheer; Echo fills with a plethora of envy]
[the Heroes fall asleep, and Echo quietly lands; a few seconds later, the fire goes out; Echo is angry]
[he summons (with Beta Avenger powers) a magical GameCube controller with the letters 'AR' on the front]
[he twists some knobs and pulls some levers, resulting in the chao changing colors]
[laughing devilishly, he charges to the Dark Garden, and sees that they're all asleep]
[he turns Dark into a Knuckles chao, Dark-Hawk into a Tails chao, and Phantom into an Amy chao]
[then, he accidentally turns the BGM off, waking Shade up]
[Shade gasps and dives for the controller; Echo stops him and gestures for him to go back to sleep]
[Shade snatches the controller, accidentally pressing a button turning Echo into a Neutral Chaos Chao]
[they fight over the controller, pressing buttons by accident, and Shade becomes a Dark Chaos Chao]
[one of them presses D-Pad down, bringing the music back, waking Chao up, who goes to see the commotion]
[suddenly, they turn Chao into a Hero Chaos Chao, and they all fight for the controller]
[one button press later, Echo becomes a Hyper/Mega chao and powerfully grasps the controller; their fates were in his hands]
[he powerfully pressed D-Pad up, resulting in Metal Sonic and Chaos 0 to enter the garden]
[the characters were quick to injure the 'heroes;' Shade and Chao screamed]
[but then, Shade got an idea, a bold idea nontheless]
[he sprung up and shoved Metal into Chaos, freezing them in place and causing the controller to malfunction]
[as the controller was destroyed, everyone went back to normal; Metal and Chaos disappeared]
[Echo, cold and defeated, retreats back to his airborn post]
[and as the screen faded out, it was easy to see Echo's evil grin, cackling in the Winter snow]
END!

Saturday, December 22, 2007

On the FIFTH day of DCA, my DJ gave to me...

A video(ish) of the first half of the TMEWT! This is basically a series of videos for Portal, and Shade went through the world of Portal, so this is what Shade went through. You can even hear every GLaDOS quote in the game!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWj781LiMtc Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0actxLU-Sk8&feature=related Part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-mUgInSDUo&feature=related Pat 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiLYe7uWKSY&feature=related Part 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzYY6JDAnZ4&feature=related Part 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQD5Ym8YX4U&feature=related Part 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC6XGGxkUIQ&feature=related Part 7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaPxJN5T0fc&feature=related Part 8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1eNmJ9VC5U&feature=related Part 9

Pretty big game, huh? Yet, it's still funny!


The Tee Em Ee Dubb-yuh Tee,

An accomplished promise,

The revealance of a rumor,

and a fan's friend drove up a tree!