...

[cut to the Dark Garden, at least 30 years in the future (maybe more)]

[Shade has a cowboy hat, a stubble, and a shotgun]

[he is sitting in a rocking chair, shotgun across his lap]

[his cowboy hat is covering his face, and.. he's sleeping :P]

[as he snores, a loud crash comes from somewhere in the garden]

[Shade jolts up, pointing his shotgun at where the sound came from]

Shade: WUZZAH WHO'S THERE?!

[he looks around, but not a single thing is out of place]

Shade: Oh..... must've been a dream.

[he relaxes]

Shade: I guess I'll... just... rest my eyes a bit more........ *snore*

[he falls asleep again]

[the camera focuses entirely on him as robotic legs are heard moving towards him]

[Shade's eyes open halfway]

?: Thank you for assuming the Party Escort Submission Position.

[Shade then realizes what he's looking at, and faints]

[the screen fades to black]

[noises are heard of something BIG being dragged out of the Dark Garden by a robot]

Coming soon, Projekt: Drattmannc0meth