Thursday, December 4, 2008

150th post. And Professor Shade-on Chapter 6!

DARK CHAO ADVENTURES BONUS: Professor (She)Shade-on and the Curious Animals
A Bonus Story by DJay32

JOURNAL (Chapter 5)

- Tigers invaded the Dark Garden, who sent them? UNSOLVED

- Phantom entered the Lobby with Eggman. Chaosky says he was chased BY Eggman a few moments later! Whom is Eggman? SOLVED

- Someone stole the Poker Gang's poker cards, but left a joker and three 2s. Who stole the deck? SOLVED

- Knuckles has been murdered! Amy's going to court! But, did she REALLY kill him? SOLVED

- An Omochao dead in the Neutral Garden! Odd death, as well! But, how did it die? SOLVED

- The Omochao Association is in Room 124. But, there IS no Room 124! Where IS it, then? SOLVED

- Room 124 has been found! But, no exit. Where's that exit? UNSOLVED

Gadgets: PLAYER TRACKER (keeps track of players) {Knuckles is in the Hero Garden}
SCAN-O-MOTRON (scans for invisible things) {loose bricks somewhere in this room}

Characters: Chaosky (Male, Third-Party)- The detective in this case.
Zagu (Male, Third-Party)- Chaosky's partner in this case.
Shade (Female)- Regular detective, taking a break.
Omochao (Male)- Claims there's an Omochao Association in Room 124.
Punchinello Kawizzyworth (Male)- Claims there is not an Omochao Association in Room 124.
Receptionist (Female)- Gave information about mystery.


Chapter 6: Shade-on Rocks On.


[cut to inside the hidden room place]
Chy: Oh, boy.... this is tough.
Zagu: C'mon! We've got to think of something!
Chy: Hmmm..... what would the Professor do?
Zagu: I dunno. She'd probably look at the painting, then look at the receptionist, then look at the walls, and have a little fun.
Chy: Yeah. Then snap, and say,

What the Professor Would Say the Conclusion is (Wilted Rose)

The Receptionist is the biggest clue here. She's just standing there. Yet, she knows so much. Obviously, she should know pretty much everything going on here.

Chy: ......I don't know. That's my best impression of her.
Zagu: You were pretty good.
Chy: Hey, maybe the exit's behind the painting?
Zagu: Yeah, maybe. Let's check.
[it is]
Both: ..........oh.
Rec: Enjoy your visit to the Omochao Association.
[the other exit, leading to the Principal's Office, opens, and SShade walks in]
SShade: Chaosky? Zagu? Are you two there?
Zagu: We're here. We're just about to enter the Omochao Association.
SShade: You figured out a vague puzzle all by yourself?
Chy: It wasn't that hard. All ya had to do was check behind the painting.
SShade: Well, I've calmed down now. And... I've decided that I started this insane thing. May as well continue our detective agency.
Zagu: That's the spirit, Professor!
SShade: Stop calling me that.
[they open the door or whatever, and find themselves in a dark room]
[a random person is standing there]
Person: Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
SShade: Hello, hello, hello.
Person: This is the Omochao Association. I'm Niles. Or.... maybe I'm Jeff. Or Steve. Or John. Or Timmy. Or Billy. Or Bobby. Or Ted. Or Homer. Or Charles. Or--
Zagu: Okay, we get it.
Person: Are you here to be acquainted? ....to a job as an Omochao?
SShade: I'm afraid not, sir.
Person: Then..... what is your purpose for entering?
SShade: I wish to learn about the Omochao Association.
Person: Oh. Well, the name's Mort. Here, lemme tell ya what we do.

What We Do (The Omochao Association)

We here at the Omochao Association, or just Mary and I-- Mary's the Receptionist. Well, Mary and I noticed that too many people play video games without knowing what they're doing. So, we decided to be living encyclopedias for such people. However, we couldn't tell EVERYBODY in the world stuff while they're playing; that's too many people. And there was no point getting humans to join. For one thing, they wouldn't want to. So, we found these chao things, and set up a little place here, hiring them to teach people stuff.

Mort: That's essentially it.
SShade: Oh.
Chy: So, we went through all that just to learn THAT?
Mort: I do believe that we also have a file for you, about a certain project.
SShade: The G-A Project?
Mort: Yeah. I remember somebody tellin' me that a gray Dark chao would be comin' in, solvin' mysteries. This guy told me to give you what's in the file.
SShade: "Guy?"
Mort: I can't remember him very well. He was in a disguise, and followed by two bodyguards.
Zagu: Enough talking! Let's see that file thingy!
Mort: Fine, fine. Here.

The G-A Project, part three (File #1191212-38115)

The creator of the G-A Project, Knuckles the Echidna, was sued days before the project was terminated. The lawsuit was filed by an indy group named, "The Omochao Association." According to the report, the suit was filed because it was a crime against the Chao. Knuckles lost the case, and so, the project was terminated.

SShade: So... Mort.... you got this project terminated?
Mort: What? Heck, no! I was given that file by the guy who came in!
Chy: Professor, if the guy who gave Mort that file wanted him to SHOW you it...
SShade: It's probably fake. And, stop calling me, "Professor!"
[suddenly, some mysterious people grab the chao, and knock them out]

MYSTERY: Escape Route 101

[the chao wake up in a dark dungeon somewhere]
Zagu: Ow.... man, what did I do this time?
[Zagu notices that he's the only one conscious]
Zagu: .....Chaosky? ...Professor? Hello?
[they don't wake up; they're really out]
Zagu: *sigh* Aw, crap.
[Zagu tries to go to sleep, until a door opens in the room]
[he pretends to be asleep, and can 'feel' a shadow watching over him]
[the person at the door grabs something, detatches it from something, then tosses it]
[a melon falls next to Zagu]
[the door closes]
[the other two wake up just as the door closes]
SShade: Urgh..... where are we?
Zagu: I don't know, but we've got grub. *grabs melon*
Chy: Weird. It's dark green. And.... it's missing the stem.
SShade: ........give me that fruit. NOW.
[SShade snatches it, takes a close look at it, then scans her surroundings for a window, or an opening, or anywhere]
[there is a mouse hole, a locked door, and a window with bars on it]
SShade: Quick! What's in the mouse hole?
Chy: Um.... I think it's some sort of knife.
SShade: Give it. Now.
[SShade gets the knife! Dah-duh-duh-duh-DAAAAAAH!!!]
SShade: Okay, um... um..... crap. What should I do now?
Zagu: What the heck is the rush, Prof?
SShade: No time to explain! Gotta hurry!

Time for you to help Professor Shade do..... whatever it is she's doing. And I'm not helping this time, either.

JOURNAL (Chapter 6)

- Tigers invaded the Dark Garden, who sent them? UNSOLVED

- Phantom entered the Lobby with Eggman. Chaosky says he was chased BY Eggman a few moments later! Whom is Eggman? SOLVED

- Someone stole the Poker Gang's poker cards, but left a joker and three 2s. Who stole the deck? SOLVED

- Knuckles has been murdered! Amy's going to court! But, did she REALLY kill him? SOLVED

- An Omochao dead in the Neutral Garden! Odd death, as well! But, how did it die? SOLVED

- The Omochao Association is in Room 124. But, there IS no Room 124! Where IS it, then? SOLVED

- Room 124 has been found! But, no exit. Where's that exit? SOLVED

- Thrown in a dungeon! Given a dark green melon with no stem! What to do? UNSOLVED

Gadgets: PLAYER TRACKER (keeps track of players) {Knuckles is in the Dark Garden}
SCAN-O-MOTRON (scans for invisible things) {smoke coming from melon-- slight smoke}

Characters: Shade (Female)- The detective in this case.
Chaosky (Male, Third-Party)- Shade's partner in this case.
Zagu (Male, Third-Party)- Shade's other partner in this case.
Mysterious Stranger (Male, Unknwon)- Gave Mort possibly fake file, possibly kidnapped the detectives.