Go there. NOW.
Oh, and...
Friday, May 29, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Sorry, haven't been on in a while.
First, it was DCA09 taking so long to finish.
Then, school.
Then, a small break.
Now, it's Facebook. AND DCA09.
So, sorry about that. Not to worry, though. Just be patient, and AMAZING things will come. Truly amazing things. EXTRA amazing things. ....maybe.
So..... so.... yeah.
Then, school.
Then, a small break.
Now, it's Facebook. AND DCA09.
So, sorry about that. Not to worry, though. Just be patient, and AMAZING things will come. Truly amazing things. EXTRA amazing things. ....maybe.
So..... so.... yeah.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Shade-on, "Final Hazards"
DARK CHAO ADVENTURES
Bonus Series
"Professor Shade-on and the Curious Animals"
JOURNAL (Chapter 7)
- Tigers invaded the Dark Garden, who sent them? UNSOLVED
- Phantom entered the Lobby with Eggman. Chaosky says he was chased BY Eggman a few moments later! Whom is Eggman? SOLVED
- Someone stole the Poker Gang's poker cards, but left a joker and three 2s. Who stole the deck? SOLVED
- Knuckles has been murdered! Amy's going to court! But, did she REALLY kill him? SOLVED
- An Omochao dead in the Neutral Garden! Odd death, as well! But, how did it die? SOLVED
- The Omochao Association is in Room 124. But, there IS no Room 124! Where IS it, then? SOLVED
- Room 124 has been found! But, no exit. Where's that exit? SOLVED
- Thrown in a dungeon! Given a dark green melon with no stem! What to do? SOLVED
- Time for the answer! The culprit whom released the animals is to be revealed! But, who is he? UNSOLVED
SUSPECTS: Mecha Knuckles (Male, Mecha)- Shade's mentor in this case. Would have gained respect among Poker Gang.
Tikal (Female, in custody)- Arrested for murder of Knuckles. Would have gained Knuckles' death (revenge).
Mephiles (Male, demon)- Demonic being, murdered Eggman, works at Burger King. Would have gained revenge on Knuckles, on chao.
Chaos (Male probably, god of destruction)- Unknown. Owns Chaos Cola bar. Unknown what would have gained.
Punchinello (Male, principal of CPAK)- Full: Punchinello Kawizzyworth. Unknown what would have gained.
So, whodunitz?
Chapter 8: Shade-on Versus the Anonymous Culprit
[cut to the Stardust Eggman, in the attic]
SShade: After re-reading my evidence, it is obvious to me now. The culprit is--
MK: Ap! Quiet. Let your desciples find out tonight.
Chy: Tonight?
Zagu: What happens tonight?
MK: You will find out. For now, here's the full information on the Government Animals Project.
The Government Animals Project (G-A Project) (File #1191212-38115)
G-A stands for "Government-Animals," which fits quite nicely. The government filed this report years ago, around January 9th, 2004, I believe. I don't remember the specifics, but it has something to do with placing animals under mind control. GOVERNMENT mind control. The worst kind, *shudder*. The animals were given some sort of poison, as well. A chemical of some sort, that gave them strange instincts. VERY strange. Not what the government wanted, so they decided to can the project. I'm not sure why it has resurfaced, though... and in one week, they were going to completely eliminate the plans. Make it so this project never existed. Very strange how the plans appear to be intact, and better than ever, huh?
Someone brought this project back to life, all right. Someone on the inside. This person probably works for the CIA, and is very serious about his or her work. This person certainly put a lot of thought into how to release the animals, from the looks of it. Then again, that might not be true. Alls I know is... when this project is finished, your gardens will be, too.
Around the time the G-A Project was brought back, Chaos, the god of destruction, opened up the Chaos Cola bar in Station Square. That night, Doctor Eggman was murdered by Mephiles. Mephiles is suspected as being the person behind the project.
[the chao stare in awe, except the Professor]
Zagu: So... so it was Mephiles all along?
SShade: Nope. It wasn't Mephiles.
Mephiles' Doings (Why it wasn't Mephiles)
Sure, Mephiles killed Eggman. But, that, itself, isn't enough proof. The only reason Mephiles killed him is because he "knew too much." As you should know, Mephiles has been known to not only kill people randomly, but he has held a grudge against Eggman for a while.
Sure, Mephiles planned on killing Knuckles. Only because Knuckles was his boss, and promoted somebody else instead of his pal. That's really the only reason.
That's all that he has done. Not enough proof for him to be called the culprit.
Chy: Ooh! Ooh! It has to have been Mister Punchinello Kawizzyworth!
SShade: Wasn't him, either.
Punchinello's Doings (Why it wasn't Mister Kawizzyworth)
Punchinello Kawizzyworth is a vaguely strange person. However, once you realize something, he's not. He is actually just one of those people, one of those suck-ups, brown-nosers, basically, he found the culprit, and thought he was awesome. So, he decided to stick by him all this time. He's not the kind of person who would do something that bad.
Zagu: What about Mecha?
MK: WHAT?! Ya little runt!
SShade: Just trust me, Zagu. It wasn't Mecha.
Chaosky: Well, you've shot down every one of the suspects.
SShade: Not EVERY one.
MK: Hmm... you chao had better run along, now. It's nearly nighttime.
[cut to the Chao Lobby at night]
[the animals have been completely destroying everything]
Zagu: Professor, what are we doing here?
SShade: Simple. The culprit always returns to the scene of the crime. In this case--
[vvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! (chainsaw)]
Chy: Who's that?
SShade: The same person behind everything.
[in comes the culprit, carrying a chainsaw]
?: You chao are gonna pay! Pay for everything!
[SShade trips him]
?: Oof!
[he drops the chainsaw]
[he looks back with two glowing, green eyes]
?: Of course... more chao.... well, I can still kill you without a chainsaw!
SShade: Really, now?
?: Wait a second... you're Shade. The female Shade. You got Tikal arrested! *chuckle* I guess I oughta thank you for that.
[zoom in on the two green eyes]
?: Too bad that's the only good you've done.
The Duel ("The Big One" conclusion)
[dramatic music and camera angles]
[SShade tells the other two to stand back]
[the culprit instantly attacks her]
[she fights back with some dodges (wait wut)]
[the culprit misses a lot, before melting away]
SShade: Oh, no you don't!
[SShade chases after a puddle as it teleports away (via the Chao Exit thingy)]
[the other two follow]
[cut to a highway (somehow, they got there)]
[SShade chases the puddle into a streetlight, where she trips and screams]
SShade: AAAHHH!!! I broke my leg! I can't move!
[the puddle stops, and forms into a solid shape-- a blue, humanoid figure with two glowing, green eyes]
?: Behold... it's Chaos.... the GOD.... of DESTRUCTION!
[Chaos starts laughing maniacally as he slowly steps towards SShade, on the ground, squirming]
SShade: Stay... stay away!
Chaos: Sorry, Nirvana... but this is one guy who won't stay away!
[suddenly, SShade hops up and punches Chaos in the face]
Chaos: AH! ****!
[Chaos melts in a weird way, so he's half-puddle and half-Chaos]
SShade: Book 'em!
[the police appear out of nowhere and arrest Chaos]
Chaos: Mark my words, Shade.... I will get you for this. I.... WILL!
[cut to the Stardust Eggman, attic; Mecha is there, as are the chao]
MK: So, how'd you figure it out?
SShade: It was quite simple. A strange bar appears out of nowhere, we get kidnapped there, and stuff like that.
Zagu: Was it really that simple?
SShade: Well, the fact that Chaos and Tikal were lovers definitely helped.
All: WHAT?!
MK: Not even I knew that!
SShade: You didn't know? It was pretty obvious from the way Chaos was acting that he lost a loved one.
MK: Amazing. Little girl chao, you are an ace detective.
SShade: I sure am.
?: But, one thing's still not clear.
MYSTERY: Final Hazards
[Metal comes into the room]
MS: Yeah, yeah, I've heard the whole thing, and I could tell that Chaos and Tikal were loverbirds, but still, one question remains.
MK: And that is?
MS: Why?
[SShade stares, eyes wide]
SShade: I... I never really thought of that.
MS: Well, motives are everything, so you'd better think of SOMETHING, FAST.
MK: Good point. The cops won't be able to hold Chaos for too long without an explanation.
SShade: Hmm.... meet me in the Police Station in one hour. I think I've got one.
The final mystery!
JOURNAL (Chapter 8)
- Tigers invaded the Dark Garden, who sent them? SOLVED (BIG "SOLVED")
- Phantom entered the Lobby with Eggman. Chaosky says he was chased BY Eggman a few moments later! Whom is Eggman? SOLVED
- Someone stole the Poker Gang's poker cards, but left a joker and three 2s. Who stole the deck? SOLVED
- Knuckles has been murdered! Amy's going to court! But, did she REALLY kill him? SOLVED
- An Omochao dead in the Neutral Garden! Odd death, as well! But, how did it die? SOLVED
- The Omochao Association is in Room 124. But, there IS no Room 124! Where IS it, then? SOLVED
- Room 124 has been found! But, no exit. Where's that exit? SOLVED
- Thrown in a dungeon! Given a dark green melon with no stem! What to do? SOLVED
- Time for the answer! The culprit whom released the animals is to be revealed! But, who is he? SOLVED
- Can't hold him forever! Chaos did it, alright! But, why? UNSOLVED
Facts:
Chaos started Chaos Cola, WHY?
Chaos killed Knuckles, HOW? WHY?
Chaos unleashed the animals, HOW? WHY?
Chaos got Punchinello to be an accomplice, HOW? WHY?
Chaos kidnapped SShade, WHY?
Chaos set them free, WHY?
Chaos went to the gardens with a chainsaw, WHY?
Bonus Series
"Professor Shade-on and the Curious Animals"
JOURNAL (Chapter 7)
- Tigers invaded the Dark Garden, who sent them? UNSOLVED
- Phantom entered the Lobby with Eggman. Chaosky says he was chased BY Eggman a few moments later! Whom is Eggman? SOLVED
- Someone stole the Poker Gang's poker cards, but left a joker and three 2s. Who stole the deck? SOLVED
- Knuckles has been murdered! Amy's going to court! But, did she REALLY kill him? SOLVED
- An Omochao dead in the Neutral Garden! Odd death, as well! But, how did it die? SOLVED
- The Omochao Association is in Room 124. But, there IS no Room 124! Where IS it, then? SOLVED
- Room 124 has been found! But, no exit. Where's that exit? SOLVED
- Thrown in a dungeon! Given a dark green melon with no stem! What to do? SOLVED
- Time for the answer! The culprit whom released the animals is to be revealed! But, who is he? UNSOLVED
SUSPECTS: Mecha Knuckles (Male, Mecha)- Shade's mentor in this case. Would have gained respect among Poker Gang.
Tikal (Female, in custody)- Arrested for murder of Knuckles. Would have gained Knuckles' death (revenge).
Mephiles (Male, demon)- Demonic being, murdered Eggman, works at Burger King. Would have gained revenge on Knuckles, on chao.
Chaos (Male probably, god of destruction)- Unknown. Owns Chaos Cola bar. Unknown what would have gained.
Punchinello (Male, principal of CPAK)- Full: Punchinello Kawizzyworth. Unknown what would have gained.
So, whodunitz?
Chapter 8: Shade-on Versus the Anonymous Culprit
[cut to the Stardust Eggman, in the attic]
SShade: After re-reading my evidence, it is obvious to me now. The culprit is--
MK: Ap! Quiet. Let your desciples find out tonight.
Chy: Tonight?
Zagu: What happens tonight?
MK: You will find out. For now, here's the full information on the Government Animals Project.
The Government Animals Project (G-A Project) (File #1191212-38115)
G-A stands for "Government-Animals," which fits quite nicely. The government filed this report years ago, around January 9th, 2004, I believe. I don't remember the specifics, but it has something to do with placing animals under mind control. GOVERNMENT mind control. The worst kind, *shudder*. The animals were given some sort of poison, as well. A chemical of some sort, that gave them strange instincts. VERY strange. Not what the government wanted, so they decided to can the project. I'm not sure why it has resurfaced, though... and in one week, they were going to completely eliminate the plans. Make it so this project never existed. Very strange how the plans appear to be intact, and better than ever, huh?
Someone brought this project back to life, all right. Someone on the inside. This person probably works for the CIA, and is very serious about his or her work. This person certainly put a lot of thought into how to release the animals, from the looks of it. Then again, that might not be true. Alls I know is... when this project is finished, your gardens will be, too.
Around the time the G-A Project was brought back, Chaos, the god of destruction, opened up the Chaos Cola bar in Station Square. That night, Doctor Eggman was murdered by Mephiles. Mephiles is suspected as being the person behind the project.
[the chao stare in awe, except the Professor]
Zagu: So... so it was Mephiles all along?
SShade: Nope. It wasn't Mephiles.
Mephiles' Doings (Why it wasn't Mephiles)
Sure, Mephiles killed Eggman. But, that, itself, isn't enough proof. The only reason Mephiles killed him is because he "knew too much." As you should know, Mephiles has been known to not only kill people randomly, but he has held a grudge against Eggman for a while.
Sure, Mephiles planned on killing Knuckles. Only because Knuckles was his boss, and promoted somebody else instead of his pal. That's really the only reason.
That's all that he has done. Not enough proof for him to be called the culprit.
Chy: Ooh! Ooh! It has to have been Mister Punchinello Kawizzyworth!
SShade: Wasn't him, either.
Punchinello's Doings (Why it wasn't Mister Kawizzyworth)
Punchinello Kawizzyworth is a vaguely strange person. However, once you realize something, he's not. He is actually just one of those people, one of those suck-ups, brown-nosers, basically, he found the culprit, and thought he was awesome. So, he decided to stick by him all this time. He's not the kind of person who would do something that bad.
Zagu: What about Mecha?
MK: WHAT?! Ya little runt!
SShade: Just trust me, Zagu. It wasn't Mecha.
Chaosky: Well, you've shot down every one of the suspects.
SShade: Not EVERY one.
MK: Hmm... you chao had better run along, now. It's nearly nighttime.
[cut to the Chao Lobby at night]
[the animals have been completely destroying everything]
Zagu: Professor, what are we doing here?
SShade: Simple. The culprit always returns to the scene of the crime. In this case--
[vvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! (chainsaw)]
Chy: Who's that?
SShade: The same person behind everything.
[in comes the culprit, carrying a chainsaw]
?: You chao are gonna pay! Pay for everything!
[SShade trips him]
?: Oof!
[he drops the chainsaw]
[he looks back with two glowing, green eyes]
?: Of course... more chao.... well, I can still kill you without a chainsaw!
SShade: Really, now?
?: Wait a second... you're Shade. The female Shade. You got Tikal arrested! *chuckle* I guess I oughta thank you for that.
[zoom in on the two green eyes]
?: Too bad that's the only good you've done.
The Duel ("The Big One" conclusion)
[dramatic music and camera angles]
[SShade tells the other two to stand back]
[the culprit instantly attacks her]
[she fights back with some dodges (wait wut)]
[the culprit misses a lot, before melting away]
SShade: Oh, no you don't!
[SShade chases after a puddle as it teleports away (via the Chao Exit thingy)]
[the other two follow]
[cut to a highway (somehow, they got there)]
[SShade chases the puddle into a streetlight, where she trips and screams]
SShade: AAAHHH!!! I broke my leg! I can't move!
[the puddle stops, and forms into a solid shape-- a blue, humanoid figure with two glowing, green eyes]
?: Behold... it's Chaos.... the GOD.... of DESTRUCTION!
[Chaos starts laughing maniacally as he slowly steps towards SShade, on the ground, squirming]
SShade: Stay... stay away!
Chaos: Sorry, Nirvana... but this is one guy who won't stay away!
[suddenly, SShade hops up and punches Chaos in the face]
Chaos: AH! ****!
[Chaos melts in a weird way, so he's half-puddle and half-Chaos]
SShade: Book 'em!
[the police appear out of nowhere and arrest Chaos]
Chaos: Mark my words, Shade.... I will get you for this. I.... WILL!
[cut to the Stardust Eggman, attic; Mecha is there, as are the chao]
MK: So, how'd you figure it out?
SShade: It was quite simple. A strange bar appears out of nowhere, we get kidnapped there, and stuff like that.
Zagu: Was it really that simple?
SShade: Well, the fact that Chaos and Tikal were lovers definitely helped.
All: WHAT?!
MK: Not even I knew that!
SShade: You didn't know? It was pretty obvious from the way Chaos was acting that he lost a loved one.
MK: Amazing. Little girl chao, you are an ace detective.
SShade: I sure am.
?: But, one thing's still not clear.
MYSTERY: Final Hazards
[Metal comes into the room]
MS: Yeah, yeah, I've heard the whole thing, and I could tell that Chaos and Tikal were loverbirds, but still, one question remains.
MK: And that is?
MS: Why?
[SShade stares, eyes wide]
SShade: I... I never really thought of that.
MS: Well, motives are everything, so you'd better think of SOMETHING, FAST.
MK: Good point. The cops won't be able to hold Chaos for too long without an explanation.
SShade: Hmm.... meet me in the Police Station in one hour. I think I've got one.
The final mystery!
JOURNAL (Chapter 8)
- Tigers invaded the Dark Garden, who sent them? SOLVED (BIG "SOLVED")
- Phantom entered the Lobby with Eggman. Chaosky says he was chased BY Eggman a few moments later! Whom is Eggman? SOLVED
- Someone stole the Poker Gang's poker cards, but left a joker and three 2s. Who stole the deck? SOLVED
- Knuckles has been murdered! Amy's going to court! But, did she REALLY kill him? SOLVED
- An Omochao dead in the Neutral Garden! Odd death, as well! But, how did it die? SOLVED
- The Omochao Association is in Room 124. But, there IS no Room 124! Where IS it, then? SOLVED
- Room 124 has been found! But, no exit. Where's that exit? SOLVED
- Thrown in a dungeon! Given a dark green melon with no stem! What to do? SOLVED
- Time for the answer! The culprit whom released the animals is to be revealed! But, who is he? SOLVED
- Can't hold him forever! Chaos did it, alright! But, why? UNSOLVED
Facts:
Chaos started Chaos Cola, WHY?
Chaos killed Knuckles, HOW? WHY?
Chaos unleashed the animals, HOW? WHY?
Chaos got Punchinello to be an accomplice, HOW? WHY?
Chaos kidnapped SShade, WHY?
Chaos set them free, WHY?
Chaos went to the gardens with a chainsaw, WHY?
Thursday, May 7, 2009
That's what you get when you doubt my skillz.
Soon.(also, that weird guy is the Tour Guide, and that face is the Nomble)
CONCLUSION to Silver!
Ace Attorney: Silver the Hedgehog
Bowser: Defense. You claim you have an explanation as to what's REALLY going on here?
Silver: Not only that, your honor... but, I'm not wearing any pants!
All: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Silver: Just kidding.
Bowser: Don't ever do that again! PENALTY!
[SFX: explosion, part of the player's health bar goes down]
Shade: Silver, please stop. You've only got a little bit of health left before the judge decides to throw us out.
Silver: Okay, okay! I'm sorry!
Tails: I request that the defense make a fool of themselves NOW, rather than later.
Bowser: Seconded.
Silver: Okay! Okay. Here's how it goes down.
Crub didn't take the photos personally, he used an external camera. He set the camera to take pictures at his command, and first took the first photo. Then, he took the vase from the stand, and accidentally moved the stand. He then took the second picture. Shadow noticed him, and let Bob go. Crub then killed Bob, and threw the vase at Shadow, who attempted to catch it. Third picture. It hit Shadow, knocking him unconscious.
Bowser: An... an EXTERNAL camera?
Silver: Yes.
Bowser: Wait a minute. Don't think I'm fooling for this one! Those don't exist, do they, Mister Prower?
Tails: Uh.... yeah, they do, Your Honor.
Bowser: Argh. You young'uns and your newfangled techno-ology robots...
Silver: Well, witness? Anything to say for yourself?
Crub: ..........................................
Bowser: Witness?
Crub: ..............(voice cracking) **** you, man.
[the screen fades out]
(In the end, Crub confessed. Apparently, he reset himself after the crime, and made up an alibi.
According to the crabbot, he reset himself so it would be very hard for him to crack under pressure.
Yeah, something like that.)
[black screen]
[SFX: Pottery breaks]
Crub: Uh-oh. What was that?
[Crub looks at a house nearby]
[SFX: door open]
Shadow: HEY! What are you doing?!
Bob: Oh, um....
Shadow: Wait, isn't that my...?
Bob: Sorry!
Shadow: You broke my vase! You'll pay for that!
Bob: Wait! Stop!
Crub: *gasp*
[SFX: gunshots]
[SFX: pottery crash]
[SFX: Shadow groans]
[Shadow gets up, holding a gun]
Shadow: Yikes.... this isn't good.
[cut to the courtroom]
Crub: ..And that's how it happened, Your Honor.
Bowser: Interesting. So, you killed him... why, exactly?
Crub: Actually, I was designed to kill Shadow. I decided to get rid of the witness first, but when Shadow was knocked out...
Shade: ...you thought he was dead, and left.
Crub: Yeah! How'd you know?
Shade: I've encountered similar situations in the past.
Crub: So, am I going to jail?
Bowser: Yes.
Crub: For how long?
Bowser: Ten years.
Crub: Aw, crap.
"April 6, 12:00 PM,
District Court
Defendant Lobby no.5"
Shade: Nice job out there, Silver.
Silver: Wha? Me? But, you're the one who helped most.
Shade: Yeah, but you said Crub was still lying. If it wasn't for you, Shadow would be in jail instead of Crub.
Silver: ...thanks, Shade.
Shade: There's just one thing still bothering me, though...
Silver: What's that?
Shade: Crub said he was designed to kill Shadow... but, why? And by whom?
Silver: Hopefully, we won't have to worry about it.
Shade: Yeah. Hopefully. C'mon; let's go to the Chaos Cola bar. I'm thirsty.
Silver: *chuckle* Okay, Shade. Drinks are on me.
[the screen turns black]
(Well, that's the story of my first REAL case. Unfortunately, it's also my last case with Shade.
And also unfortunately, that "designed to kill Shadow" thing would come back to haunt me.)
THE END
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