Friday, January 29, 2010

Dun-duh-duh-DAAAAAH!

Wouldja lookit dat? I was bored (read: inspired and hyper) today, so I decided to make a logo for this neat lil' story. Remember it? Professor (She)Shade-on and the Curious Animals? Now, I might eventually add the "and the Curious Animals" part to the logo eventually, but this isn't the Curious Animals logo. This is just the "Professor Shade-on" logo (now with Dark chao emotiball picture! :D). Call it the... "series" logo.

Wait, what series? You may ask. Well... if you check the Official Dark Chao Adventures Book of Faces, you can find out exactly WHAT series. If you don't feel like doing anything right now, then I'll tell you later. Prolly this weekend, if I'm hyper enough to do stuff.

By the way, DCA won't end. :P Yeah. It won't. Season 7 WILL be the final season, though. ..kinda sorta. SPOILER: THE GOOD GUYS WIN LULZ o and soylent green iz peepul

It may take me a bit o' time to get around to finishing the Fear serial, though. :/ Still in Ravenholm, but now I'm working on the three-part Finale to Ravenholm! :D Next chapter's Highway 17. I love that one. ^_^ Whatever, I'm not even working on that one as much.

What ARE you working on, then? You may ask. I'll tell you when I've got a good enough intro to satisfy my hunger for awesomeness.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Kwik Little Update

Just thought I'd update with an update.

DCA... yeah, it's coming. :P That's all. It's comin'.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Happy 15th to me, Happy Dark Chao Short to you.

"Return of the Killer Moth"

[cut to a giant television]
[Shade is in the TV]
[a giant moth flies to the TV]
[BANG BANG]
Shade: What?
[BANG BANG]
Shade: HOLY SHEEP IT'S A GIANT MOTH WHAT THE FRIGONOMETRY
[CRAAAASH]
[the moth breaks the TV open, grabs Shade, and flies away]
Shade: AIEEEEEEEEEE
[the moth takes him to the nearest Wal-Mart]
[Shade then opens a box o' crackers]
Shade: What the?
[he pulls out... the HEAD... of SEGA]
SEGA: WHAT THE WHY DID YOU PULL ME OUT
Shade: I had a question for you. What's with the newer Sonic games?
SEGA: OHHHH NO YOU WANT THE HEAD OF SAWNIC TEAM HE'S IN THE LUCKY CHARMS
[Shade opens a box of Lucky Charms, and pulls out the head of Sonic Team]
SAWNIC: HIYAAA WHAAA
Shade: What's with the newer Sonic games?
SAWNIC: OH WELL YOU SEEEEEE, EVAH SINCE NUKI YAKA--I MEAN, YUJI NAKA LEFT...
Shade: What was that, like.. sixteen years ago?
SAWNIC: MOAR LIEK FIVE OR FORE
Shade: Mmkay, go on.
SAWNIC: WELL WE JUST KINDAA GAVE UP
Shade: I friggin' hate you.
[Shade throws the Lucky Charms box into a fire]
[...out comes the head of Sonic Team, but with a robotic eye, and an arm of sewn-together sewing needles]
SAWNIC: RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR
[Shade pulls out his trusty crowbar, and whacks him to death]
?: Shaaaaaaaade...
[Shade turns around, and there is WILSON CONSTABLE KILBURN in his cloak]
Kilburn: I want my sooooon....
Shade: Dark ain't here, buddy.
[Kilburn grabs Shade's crowbar]
Shade: Ack! Get.. get back!
[Kilburn slowly reaches for his hood... and takes it off, revealing RICHARD NIXON]
Nixon: I.... am NOT A CROOK!
[Shade wakes up in the Dark Garden]
Shade: Aah!
So... that's THE END. :D

Friday, January 1, 2010

Welcome to the future.

Just... thought I'd toss on here that it is now OFFICIALLY the future. Officially. We're in 2010. That is the first of 91 futuristic years, going up to 3000. Then, 3001-3009 are boring. :P 3010-4000 are futuristic, and so on.

So, uh.. yeah. Welcome to the world of tomorrow. By a means of coincidence, tomorrow is my birthday. :D

Part three of Fear'll come... whenever. It'll be this month.