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Saturday, January 2, 2010
Happy 15th to me, Happy Dark Chao Short to you.
"Return of the Killer Moth"
[cut to a giant television] [Shade is in the TV] [a giant moth flies to the TV] [BANG BANG] Shade: What? [BANG BANG] Shade: HOLY SHEEP IT'S A GIANT MOTH WHAT THE FRIGONOMETRY [CRAAAASH] [the moth breaks the TV open, grabs Shade, and flies away] Shade: AIEEEEEEEEEE [the moth takes him to the nearest Wal-Mart] [Shade then opens a box o' crackers] Shade: What the? [he pulls out... the HEAD... of SEGA] SEGA: WHAT THE WHY DID YOU PULL ME OUT Shade: I had a question for you. What's with the newer Sonic games? SEGA: OHHHH NO YOU WANT THE HEAD OF SAWNIC TEAM HE'S IN THE LUCKY CHARMS [Shade opens a box of Lucky Charms, and pulls out the head of Sonic Team] SAWNIC: HIYAAA WHAAA Shade: What's with the newer Sonic games? SAWNIC: OH WELL YOU SEEEEEE, EVAH SINCE NUKI YAKA--I MEAN, YUJI NAKA LEFT... Shade: What was that, like.. sixteen years ago? SAWNIC: MOAR LIEK FIVE OR FORE Shade: Mmkay, go on. SAWNIC: WELL WE JUST KINDAA GAVE UP Shade: I friggin' hate you. [Shade throws the Lucky Charms box into a fire] [...out comes the head of Sonic Team, but with a robotic eye, and an arm of sewn-together sewing needles] SAWNIC: RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR [Shade pulls out his trusty crowbar, and whacks him to death] ?: Shaaaaaaaade... [Shade turns around, and there is WILSON CONSTABLE KILBURN in his cloak] Kilburn: I want my sooooon.... Shade: Dark ain't here, buddy. [Kilburn grabs Shade's crowbar] Shade: Ack! Get.. get back! [Kilburn slowly reaches for his hood... and takes it off, revealing RICHARD NIXON] Nixon: I.... am NOT A CROOK! [Shade wakes up in the Dark Garden] Shade: Aah! So... that's THE END. :D