Happy 15th to me, Happy Dark Chao Short to you.

"Return of the Killer Moth"

[cut to a giant television]
[Shade is in the TV]
[a giant moth flies to the TV]
[BANG BANG]
Shade: What?
[BANG BANG]
Shade: HOLY SHEEP IT'S A GIANT MOTH WHAT THE FRIGONOMETRY
[CRAAAASH]
[the moth breaks the TV open, grabs Shade, and flies away]
Shade: AIEEEEEEEEEE
[the moth takes him to the nearest Wal-Mart]
[Shade then opens a box o' crackers]
Shade: What the?
[he pulls out... the HEAD... of SEGA]
SEGA: WHAT THE WHY DID YOU PULL ME OUT
Shade: I had a question for you. What's with the newer Sonic games?
SEGA: OHHHH NO YOU WANT THE HEAD OF SAWNIC TEAM HE'S IN THE LUCKY CHARMS
[Shade opens a box of Lucky Charms, and pulls out the head of Sonic Team]
SAWNIC: HIYAAA WHAAA
Shade: What's with the newer Sonic games?
SAWNIC: OH WELL YOU SEEEEEE, EVAH SINCE NUKI YAKA--I MEAN, YUJI NAKA LEFT...
Shade: What was that, like.. sixteen years ago?
SAWNIC: MOAR LIEK FIVE OR FORE
Shade: Mmkay, go on.
SAWNIC: WELL WE JUST KINDAA GAVE UP
Shade: I friggin' hate you.
[Shade throws the Lucky Charms box into a fire]
[...out comes the head of Sonic Team, but with a robotic eye, and an arm of sewn-together sewing needles]
SAWNIC: RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR
[Shade pulls out his trusty crowbar, and whacks him to death]
?: Shaaaaaaaade...
[Shade turns around, and there is WILSON CONSTABLE KILBURN in his cloak]
Kilburn: I want my sooooon....
Shade: Dark ain't here, buddy.
[Kilburn grabs Shade's crowbar]
Shade: Ack! Get.. get back!
[Kilburn slowly reaches for his hood... and takes it off, revealing RICHARD NIXON]
Nixon: I.... am NOT A CROOK!
[Shade wakes up in the Dark Garden]
Shade: Aah!
So... that's THE END. :D