Shady Cross Paths "The Night of the Release"

[in front of you is a small building with a sign above it that reads "Shady Cross Paths"]

[there is a huge line of people waiting outside the door, with tents and camping equipment]

[you open the door, and hear a bell as you step into the air-conditioned shack]

[the clerk, a gray dark chao, is seen walking across the room, carrying a clipboard, and directing a team of dark chao]

Shade: Go, go, go! ....oh, hello, customer. Sorry, but I won't be able to help you with many things; we're preparing for 8 o' clock.
You: 8 o' clock?

Shade: That's right, 8 PM SHARP. DJay says it's GOTTA be on the dot. At least... eight eastern.

You: But... what's happening at 8?

[the darks stop, the team drops their large cardboard cutout of Shade, and the room becomes silent]

Dark: What's happening at 8? Are you NUTS!?

Red: Dude... I don't know what's happening at 8, but it has something to do with Season 6!

Shade: Actually, we DO know, but if we were to say it out loud right now, the EARTH WILL SPLIT IN HALF.

You: ...weird.

[the team of darks sets up the cardboard cutout, then proceeds to get a smaller one with shelves in it]

[they put the smaller one down, and get some DVDs from the back room]

[you pick up a DVD]

[on the front reads "For display purposes only," and has a picture of Shade on it]

You: Um... okay, I'll go now.

Shade: Come back at eight!

[you exit the shop, hear the bell ring as you open the door, and feel the heat of the sun again]