...a DCA short you can't find anywhere else (anymore)!
"New Year, Old Rivalry"
[Shade and Chao are at a Fireworks party at night, getting ready for the big countdown]
Shade: I'm gonna shout 'Happy New Year' one nanosecond before you do, Chao!
Chao: No, I am! Oh, here it comes!
Both: 10... 9... 8... 7...
Chao: You dolt! It's 6, THEN 5!
Both: 3... 2...
Chao: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Shade: There's still 1, idiot!
Others: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!! (cheer)
Shade: Oh, great! You made me miss the begining of '07, silly!
Chao: Yeah, well, your early 5 threw me off track!
Shade: Well, your ugly head threw ME off track!
Chao: At least I said 'Happy New Year' before you did!
Shade: D'oh! You beat me again, Chao... GRRR!
Some idle chitchat,
A previewing phrase,
Sven Co-op geek talk,
Some rather vague statements,
Yet another rumor,
All the shorts I made up,
A Christmas short of cheating,
NIIIINE PARTS OF TEE-MEWT!!!
The Tee Em Ee Dubb-yoo Tee,
An accomplished promise,
The revealance of a rumor,
and a fan's friend drove up a tree!