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DARK CHAO ADVENTURES BONUS: Professor (She)Shade-on and the Curious Animals
A Bonus Story by DJay32
JOURNAL (Chapter 3)
- Tigers invaded the Dark Garden, who sent them? UNSOLVED
- Phantom entered the Lobby with Eggman. Chaosky says he was chased BY Eggman a few moments later! Whom is Eggman? SOLVED
- Someone stole the Poker Gang's poker cards, but left a joker and three 2s. Who stole the deck? SOLVED
- Knuckles has been murdered! Amy's going to court! But, did she REALLY kill him? SOLVED
- An Omochao dead in the Neutral Garden! Odd death, as well! But, how did it die? UNSOLVED
Gadgets: PLAYER TRACKER (keeps track of players) {Tails is playing "Eternal Engine"}
SCAN-O-MOTRON (scans for invisible things) {gas, volcanic rocks}
Characters: Shade (Female)- The detective in this case.
Chaosky (Male, Third-Party)- Shade's partner in detective work.
Zagu (Male, Third-Party)- Dark Garden Guard
Omochao (deceased)- Found in odd position
Chapter 4: Shade-on. It's Cool.
[cut to the Neutral Garden; SShade, Chaosky, and Zagu are gathered around a dead Omochao]
SShade: So, you wanna know how this Omochao died? I'll tell you how he died.
Omoddeath (Conclusion)
This Omochao was found dead yesterday. His wind-up toy was removed. He had third-degree burns. No pulse. Yet, still breathing. How is this possible?
First of all, he only LOOKS like he's breathing, because he's face-down in the water, under the waterfall. There's something about water and logic and eyesight that makes it look like he's breathing.
Second of all, you said the Space Colony ARK is back up? Well, my Player Tracker says Tails is playing "Eternal Engine," so... yeah, I guess you're right. But, you must remember... there's an Omochao in Eternal Engine that's next to an airlock. You can send the Omochao into the airlock, into deep space. Do you understand what I'm getting at?
That's right. Tails was sick of Omochao's talking, so he sent him through the airlock. Omochao burned up in the atmosphere, his wind-up toy thing was ripped off by the sheer force of falling through space. He managed to land here by pure luck.
Zagu: Wow... that was amazing! You figured it out so fast!
SShade: Well, this one was a simple logic puzzle.
?: Urgh...
All: WHAT THE!?
[the Omochao gets up]
All: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Chy: HELP ME!
Zagu: St..stay back, zombie! In the name of the Dark Garden!
Omo: (robotic) Oh, man! I can't believe you did that to me! I'm mad at you, and I'm not going to-- (normal) Huh? Where am I?
SShade: You're in the Neutral Garden. I'm Shade, this is Chaosky, and that guy is Zagu.
Chy: ...hel...lo?
Zagu: Dude, you really looked like you were dead.
Omo: Oh, that's nothing to worry about. It's just this suit... it's really frustrating.
SShade: ...."suit?"
Omo: What, you've never heard of the "Omochao Association" before?
SShade: Um... no.
Chy: Can't say I have.
Zagu: Nuh-uh.
Omo: Wow. Well, um... they hire certain chao to... dress up in these suits, and teach people the ways of Earth.
SShade: ...who are "they?"
Omo: The Omochao Association.
SShade: And... who is in the OA?
Omo: That's more... of a secretive thing. Undisclosive information, you see. Hope you understand.
SShade: Yes, I understand. But... is there anyone I can talk to about the OA?
Omo: Whoo, boy... if you wanna know about the Association, you're gonna have to talk to certain people about that.
SShade: I see. And...
Omo: By "certain people," I meant people who knew. I don't know who these people are, but don't bother talking to us Omochao. We have sworn to secrecy.
SShade: Can you at least tell us where I can find this Association?
Omo: Sure can. They're in Room 124 of Chao Pre-School and Kindergarten.
[SShade begins to write down the room number in her notepad that she magically has, but stops]
Chy: Well, thanks for the help!
[SShade follows Chaosky out the door; Zagu tags along]
Chy: Shade, you okay? You look... weird.
SShade: CPAK... only has one classroom. Room 123.
Chy: Well, they probably have some secret backroom, or something! C'mon, let's go!
SShade: No, I've checked on multiple occasions, Chaosky. Room 124.... does not exist.
Zagu: Whoa... that's intense.
SShade: !!! ...where'd you come from?
Zagu: I followed you. I wanna be in your group!
Chy: This isn't a detective agency! Just take your little guard self, and get back to guarding--
SShade: Sure, you can come. We need all the help we can get.
Chy: ......guarding us. Yeah, come along.
SShade: Hmm... should we check with Mecha Knuckles and see what he thinks, or should we check CPAK?
Zagu: I say we search the schools! Let's get hands-on!
[Zagu runs into CPAK; SShade shrugs, and follows; Chaosky follows SShade]
[cut to the Principal's office; Principal #3 is there]
SShade: What happened to the first two?
Prin: They were both fired. How can I help you kids?
SShade: Principal... I was told that there was a Room 124.
Prin: Room 124? Mmm... can't say I've heard of it.
SShade: Can't say you've heard of it, hm? Does that mean you haven't, or sworn to secrecy not to say?
Prin: *chuckle* You kids and your wild imaginations... run along, now.
SShade: You're making things more obvious, sir.
Prin: *leans over on desk, points at SShade* Look here, missy. I don't know how you figured it out, or who you heard it from, but there is no Room 124.
SShade: Ah, but... if there WAS one, where would one find it?
Prin: Next to Room 123. What are you, dense?
SShade: No, sir, YOU are. Thank you.
[SShade leaves the room; Chaosky and Zagu follow]
[cut to the hallway]
MYSTERY: Room 124
[the room layout is as follows: if you haven't played SA2, or SA2B, then picture a semi-circle.
Along the circular part are four doors. "Class," "Principal," "Health," and "Pyschic."
At the middle of the linear part is an exit door. To the left of that door is a locker where you buy stuff.
Also, there's a Bulletin Board in between the Market and the Class door]
SShade: So, "next to Room 123," he said. On this diagram, Room 123 is "Class." So, where would it be?
Chy: Either Principal, or the Black Market.
Zagu: Hey, what about the bulletin board? There might be a secret switch, or something.
SShade: Hmm... let's check the Market, and the board.
[Market: nothing. No chances of a secret room.]
[the bulletin board reads, "Hey, kids! Do you like clowns? I like clowns! Stephen King doesn't, but that doesn't matter!
If you like clowns, you'll love our new teacher, Mr. Kawizzyworth! He's funny, and clumsy!"
"School Calendar: Tomorrow- Movie night! 'Meeting of the Fruit Chao.' A classic!"]
SShade: Mr. Kawizzyworth? That's funny...
Zagu: It says he's funny. So?
SShade: No, not that..... I think this is a good clue.
Zagu: Well, could you at least TELL us this clue?
SShade: Not right now. I need at least one more... let's check Room 123.
[inside Room 123]
Tails: Hello? ...what are you doing here on a weekend?
SShade: Mister Prower, are you being fired?
Tails: What? No.
SShade: What about getting some special help for this class?
Tails: No, not at all. Why? Is something going on?
SShade: ...that's what I though. *writes stuff down in notepad* Mister Prower, have you heard of Mister Kawizzyworth?
Tails: ...no, I can't say I have.
SShade: I see.
[back in the hallway]
SShade: You two, I'll tell you the obvious clue. The board is referring to a new teacher, "Mr. Kawizzyworth."
Chy: Oh, I see what you're driving at. And Mister Prower has no idea who this person is.
Zagu: Well... could it be the name of the doctor, psychic, or shop guy?
SShade: Let's check.
[Health: Doctor Chaomein
Psychic: Miss Chupula
Shop guy: Mister Jenks]
SShade: Hmm............. *snap* Got it.
Okay, this one is a little too easy. A retard could do it. The question is, Are You A Dummy?
JOURNAL (Chapter 4)
- Tigers invaded the Dark Garden, who sent them? UNSOLVED
- Phantom entered the Lobby with Eggman. Chaosky says he was chased BY Eggman a few moments later! Whom is Eggman? SOLVED
- Someone stole the Poker Gang's poker cards, but left a joker and three 2s. Who stole the deck? SOLVED
- Knuckles has been murdered! Amy's going to court! But, did she REALLY kill him? SOLVED
- An Omochao dead in the Neutral Garden! Odd death, as well! But, how did it die? SOLVED
- The Omochao Association is in Room 124. But, there IS now Room 124! Where IS it, then? UNSOLVED
Gadgets: PLAYER TRACKER (keeps track of players) {Sonic is playing "Final Rush"}
SCAN-O-MOTRON (scans for invisible things) {pencil shavings, eraser shavings, Fox-brand cologne}
Characters: Shade (Female)- The detective in this case.
Chaosky (Male, Third-Party)- Shade's partner in detective work.
Zagu (Male, Third-Party)- Shade's second partner in detective work.
Omochao (Male)- Claims there's a Room 124 in CPAK.
Principal (Male)- Claims there is not a Room 124 in CPAK.
Mr. Kawizzyworth (Male, Teacher)- Referred to as a "new teacher," nowhere to be found.
Miles Prower (Male, Teacher)- Oblivious to any Room 124 or "Mr. Kawizzyworth."
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